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Model Color: brown. chocolate cake brown.
Favorite Weapon: Rockdon doesn't fuck around with weapons. he smothers his opponents with his giant nuts. occasionally, he also throws cake at them. his opponents attempt to eat the cake, but are paralyzed with revulsion when they discover it tastes like farts. then Rockdon smothers them with his nuts anyway.
Preferred Game Style: little is known about Rockdon's gaming style, but a suspicious rise in the number of proctologist appointments made by Nexuiz players since Rockdon's epic return is a major clue. experts have also noted that the number of said appointments were particularly high among Nexuiz players with a fondness for cake.
Location: Rockdon has no permanent location, and is the main suspect in an investigation on a long trail of pregnant women that has been forming across America in the last few months.
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Misc: Rockdon has two certificates in security in real life. they are known as “righty” and “lefty”. the conundrum of what would happen when an unstoppable force met an immovable object was finally solved when Rockdon punched himself in the face. Rockdon is very well groomed, and shaves regularly. with a belt sander.